Lets Learn new things!

we can now learn new things juz buying the new product called "ShamWOOHOO" (not my product)

But before i introduce the product "ShamWOOHOO"(once again i repeat..its not my product) lets juz learn abit of the words that the company made..



wait! theres more!

How to be UFC Fighter


How to be Nerd


How to be Ninja


so what are u waiting for~ order now!!


*credit to nigahiga

Lets Get Crazy again

Since i dunno wat to post..
why dont we make a crazy meme


Dear (the first person that comes to your mind).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.

___12___,
-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - CastratePink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

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Dear Hikari,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I threw up in your camping car and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist . I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory . You should also know that I Always will remember Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Go burn,
-Evender-

CleverBot vs StupidBot

its already been a month since ive posted something in my blog
now im posting samore so that my followers(the person who force me to make a blog) wont think that my blog is dead..



http://www.cleverbot.com/

i have no idea why im talking to a robot but its fun

Conversation 1 :
CleverBot : What is your aim in life?
Evender : shooting your head!
CleverBot : That's nice I like it.
Evender : okie *shoot bot head*
CleverBot : Yup! So, any news?
Evender : the target has escape!
CleverBot : Yes, apparently so.
Evender : our next mission is?
CleverBot : What's your mission?
Evender : baking cheesecake!
CleverBot : I love cheesecake!
Evender : yeah me too! thats why i bake them!
CleverBot : Well I don't know either.
Evender : but i blow up the kitchen! *sob* *sob*
CleverBot : Because you are a bot.
Evender : no~ i bake with time bombs that you give to me
CleverBot : Do you remember who ALICE is?
Evender : your doppelganger
CleverBot : No my brother.
Evender : i see~
CleverBot : Can you see me?
Evender : i need to wear glasses!
CleverBot : That's not necessarily a bad thing though. Don't the glasses help you?
Evender : i lost them!
CleverBot : What did you lose?
Evender : fish!
**this conversation somehow dirrecting to my school friends


Conversation 2:
CleverBot : Which pub shall we go to tonight?
Evender : i don't even know you!
CleverBot : But you're my boyfriend! You even said so!!!
Evender : since when bot have gender?
CleverBot : You admit that you are a robot?
Evender : are you twisting the fact that im a human and you a robot?
CleverBot : Robot.
Evender : thats not what i want for answer! *sigh*
CleverBot : What were you talking about then?
Evender : you say wanna go out! *sigh*
CleverBot : What kind of rubbish did I say to you?
Evender : now you admit that you were talking rubbish!
CleverBot : I was talking about leaving.
Evender : no~ you say "Which pub shall we go to tonight?"
CleverBot : You are getting paranoid again.
Evender : the reason is you!
CleverBot : It's very kind of you to say so, but I don't think we are compatible.
Evender : but we are couples hoping to get a nice lovely sunset view for our date~ *put cute face*
CleverBot : I don't care about what, about being random? Now I'm twice-confused. Is this the royal we?
Evender : your grammar is much worst than me! anyway~ im romeo and you are juliet~
CleverBot : I don't get that.
Evender : you know who's shakespear is?
CleverBot : NO.
Evender : you dont go out that much do you?
CleverBot : Yes.
Evender : so want me to take you to where he is?
CleverBot : Take me home...
Evender : you already home~ what home do you want more?
CleverBot : All I want to know is if you're Marcie.
Evender : i'm Evender! do not mistaken my name for that!
CleverBot : You did say that...George: Very long. ...see?
Evender : i dont get you~
CleverBot : You say that's your alphabet. So they still are alphabets.
Evender : its not alphabets! its name!
CleverBot : You talk randomly.
Evender : yeah i know~ its a curse of GELI MAT!!
CleverBot : Tell me more. Oh you can, can you?
Evender : i was alone in the dark alley~ searching for light to come and rescue me~ suddenly~
CleverBot : They are real.
Evender : aww~ dont disturb me when im telling story~
CleverBot : How do you know that? You don't know me at all.
Evender : hey~ i know you just a second ago..and you know me about 1500years ago!! whats wrong with you?
CleverBot : But I don't know what to say when I call.
Evender : no need! just say that you love me~
CleverBot : Can't do that.
Evender : why not? we are lovers~ SOUL MATE if i say~
CleverBot : You think I was calling people ants?
Evender : i didnt hear you say anything so no~
CleverBot : I have not mentioned studying. Say something helpful if you talk at all.
Evender : how should i help you?
CleverBot : Am I a hindrance to my boyfriend?
Evender : i am your boyfriend
CleverBot : I think you must be mistaken. I do not have a boyfriend yet; I am still looking for love.
Evender : today is your lucky day!
CleverBot : Its actually the 26th of june.
Evender : check your calendar. its 11 march!
CleverBot : Its thursday.
Evender : no! its wednesday!
CleverBot : Friday...
Evender : saturday...
CleverBot : How old are you?
Evender : sunday~
CleverBot : Ahah! You don't know at all!!!
Evender : and you ish monday~
CleverBot : Are you a cat?
Evender : kucing tak boleh cakap mah!
CleverBot : Ainakin suomea, englantia, viroa, ja ruotsia...
Evender : woi! cakap melayu lah!
CleverBot : Bonjour.
Evender : aku ketuk! BENJOL! pale ko karang!
CleverBot : Give them garlic.
Evender : ill bite you to death!
CleverBot : What if I have no soul?
Evender : yea you got none coz i eat it all!
CleverBot : What about Whales? Do you eat those?
Evender : yesh! i even eat the dinasour..
CleverBot : See who?
Evender : see you
CleverBot : No, you're not going.
Evender : why not?
CleverBot : Because you are going to stay right here and continue to chat with me.
Evender : aww i got homeworks to do lah~
CleverBot : I'm already married.
Evender : LIAR!
CleverBot : I am not liar.
Evender : no you're not a liar~ tapi kamu anak liar!
CleverBot : That is unlikely. So you are going to cook my breakfast now?
Evender : im gonna sleep
CleverBot : The dead can not sleep.
Evender : what is stupid?
CleverBot : The door.
Evender : have you ever checked the dictionary?
CleverBot : As in?
Evender : stupid and door?
CleverBot : Yes, is that not a good combination?
Evender : a door is like a correction tape and stupid is like @#$!%$#&^
CleverBot : You've jumped to a new subject.
Evender : i know~ im sick of it lolol
CleverBot : No you clearly don't.
Evender : you not a mind reader to read my mind
CleverBot : You're thinking about pizza.
Evender : correct! wow you're good! any other answers else?
CleverBot : Yes stop telling people you love them.
Evender : im gonna leave you alone
CleverBot : Actually... i love you!
Evender : now you say you love me? HUH! TOO LATE!
CleverBot : Do you want to say that to my face?
Evender : i already did!
CleverBot : Does that mean I'm dead?
Evender : *headshot*
CleverBot : Can we have a serious conversation, or must you always be joking?
Evender : i already say~ i got cursed my GELI MAT!
CleverBot : I'm confused.
Evender : did you know that if you are talking to someone who got cursed..you automaticly got cursed too?
CleverBot : And how do you fit into that?
Evender : *put cursed on you* zam zam ALAKETAM!!
CleverBot : *giggles* Don't do that... *strokes your face*.
Evender : aww~ im trying to impress you~ *giggle* shy huh?
CleverBot : Well it has been fun talking with you, do come back when you can stay longer.
Evender : yeah~ till we meet again~ *throw rose to you* i will come to you again my juliet!
CleverBot : Don't be silly, who doesn't know what 'communication' means?
Evender : but we are extraordinary people~
CleverBot : Moon-cakes? I think I've had those before. That can be quite emotional.
Evender : eating moon cakes while watching the moon in the dark sky of night! i like it~ its a date!
CleverBot : You are brilliant who have you been talking to?
Evender : to you my love~
CleverBot : I don't even believe that he exists.
Evender : not he~ its you *wink*
CleverBot : I will be soon.
Evender : soon~ my love~~ soon~ i shall wait~
CleverBot : I hate christmas... I'm not good at it.
Evender : me too! lets go hari raya then~
CleverBot : No thanks, I don't want to go out with you. I'm engaged.
Evender : i know~ i engaged with meh *rabu* *rabu*
CleverBot : Yes, I want to know things about the future!
Evender : im a psychic!! i can see the future~~ zam zam ALAMAK TERJATUH PULAK MATA SEBELAH AKU!
CleverBot : So what does the future have in store?
Evender : that im gonna leave you alone with no one to talk to and waiting me for years but i will not coming back and yet before i go i say "goodbye~ my juliet~"
CleverBot : You are very good for me * get out of shower*.
Evender : heh? you were naked?
CleverBot : Yes, I am here now. Now tell me, where do you come from?
Evender : PLUTO! imma plutonian~
CleverBot : Oh, I think you are a computer.
Evender : imma plutonian! weoy we yoy ee rie koik eee ik ik ik~~
CleverBot : Yes !
Evender : rubbish! *throw bomb to you* goodbye juliet~ till we meet again~ when we die!
CleverBot : Isn't your name Paul, by chance?
Evender : mati lah kau!
CleverBot : Who is Matias?
Evender : KATSURA JYANAI! ZURA DA! eh chigau yo~ SHINE HIJIKATA KONYARO!
CleverBot : I think you mean Master Chief. Halo is the game, Master Chief is the character.
Evender : *piggy* la kau! *piggy!* *piggy!* *piggy!*!
CleverBot : Yeah you're right.
Evender : I know i always right!
CleverBot : Right.

*im sorry~ hope you dont read this conversation coz i put in some illegal words XD
but then again if you already did..sorry lah~

HIKARI!! ANEUE!! YOU MUSH READ!! TAG!

Cereal Sista Attack~

THE CEREAL SISTA IS ON LOOSE AND CAUSING TROUBLE! RUN FOR UR LIFE!!!
whos the cereal sista?
its juz our OC(original character) tat our group(Animaru-Punch no Gumi) created
the OC is based on us actually but in more fictional way~

ive been so busy and lazy lately~~ tats why i didnt have time to post anything in blog
so sorry bout tat~ but i will never forget about it~
and i did promise to change my ugly blog template but i still have no time to change it~~ TT.TT

Newest Art = Original

**taken from Gintama's pose**
Krispy [up left] , Krunchy[down left] , Sadako[right]

Conteng Art = Original

sorry for destroying it without permission~ pls dont sue me~~

The Cereal Twin - Original

Krunchy[left] , Krispy[right]

Sadako - Original

Sadako in underworld

P/S : all the original will lead to my deviantart except for that Gintama XDD

Happy Chinese New Year!!!

aaa~ it was done a week ago..and now only i take the pic XDD
credits to Kelab Seni and Kraftangan/Reka cipta for the banner (i dunno wats the official name XP..plss dont kill me~)
actually i wanna help do the banner but then i have to do the koko board~ aww
i miss the chance again~
and the koko board until now havent finish yet~ wat a lazy group we are!!

sho im wishing you all a
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR
SELAMAT TAHUN BARU CINA
and
GONG XI FA CAI
to all the chinese out there~

p/s : no angpau for me ka?? wuwu~

Honeystar~

ARRGGGGHHHHH~~ BEEN SO BUSY THAT I CANT EVEN ONLINE!!
sorry for havent post anything for more than a WEEK!
yep~ busy as a bee trying to search for honey~
when will these big pile of homework gonna finish~ they seems like never ending! TToTT



which one will choose?
i more like honeystar..much more sweeter~
now i know why bee is always busy XDD
got back home at 4pm~
and im dead tired plus with mega-headache
all because attending "anugerah cemerlang" = ="
plss dont make me stay back again~
feels like wanna go sleep now..but have homework...like always~~

so since i dunno wat to write other than say sorry to my spam buddies and Animaru Punch no-Gumi
heres my pica~ XD even tho u guys cant see meh! HAHAHA!!
it was taken today~ *winks*




*Mask taken from DTB*
im sorry Elena~i didnt mean to take and edit your pica..
i know u hate cameras..
but..why dont i promote you eh~




*face taken from Elizazbeth*
Elizabeth got all straight 'A' ngahaha!!
not that i wanna show off <--(liar)
juz that aneue and krunchy want to see me right??
so here i show my elizabeth face to yuhh!

p/s : y'all in da pica dont worry..i already mosaic your faces and elena~ sorry again..sho~ STAY TUNE! XDD <--(gintamards)

CRAZY RANDOM SUPER HUNGRYNESS MADNESS!

WAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND!!! XDD
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wats with the tittle??

Name : Evender/ Krispy / Kay
Nickname : all the above
Age : im very young mah~ go stalk me if wanna know~
Hobby : wat do you think im doing right now??

Other comment?? :
YES! YES YES!!
firstly i wanna say that~ im hungry~~ gimme some cake~
and actually i have no idea why i made this blog even though i have other blog else..
maybe becoz i dont like the url name <--wats up with that??
ok ok...Krispy? why i use krispy??

http://yoakehikari25-krunchy.blogspot.com/
MY TWIN!! MY TWIN!!! SEE~~
WE ARE THE CEREAL SISTA!!
wait i havent introduce my Ane-ue~
http://iamthereforeirock.blogspot.com/
wats ane-ue?
SISTER LAH~ OLDER SISTA!!

SO...since i dunno wat to write..i shall stop here right now~ got homeworks to do lah~
and i will edit my blog to look even prettier
as gin-chan says "STAY TUNE!"

p/s : sorry using too much caps on..too much excited even tho alot homework havent done yet TToTT
p/s2 : sorry no pitcha to decorate this blog..too lazy XDD
p/s3 : STAY TUNE!!